So my ex and I are trying to work things out and right now I’m wearing the pants. He won’t stop begging me to lock him up by force, and I’m sick of his pathetic behavior. So I figured why not make him run some "knight in shinning armor" bit.

Stipulations: Present to me a dinner in public, a commitment ring, matching earrings, a poem from his heart (not plagiarized), and hold my hand in public.

Reward: chained down tight, tallboy placed on him, and hide the key. (Note: he lives about 3 hours away and won’t be able to take off, just to come see me when he thinks he might need it off)

 Anyone want to guess if he will actually show up next weekend with all the things I requested??

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